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"It's your fault." "No, it's your fault!" "Hey, who let the media in here?" "Don't worry. He's with us." |
It is well past
time to reopen the government.
Before we get
started, allow me to present a lesson in American government to the well-meaning
ignorant (of course, there are more than a few stupid folks out there, too) whipped
up into a frenzy by the likes of Senator Chuck Schumer.
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| AKA "Dead Man Walking." |
Ole Hawknose certainly knows better, but he
hopes to prey on those who skipped Civics Class by laying the blame for the
shutdown at the Republicans’ feet.
Nothing could be
further from the truth...
Sixty votes are
required to invoke cloture (i.e., stop a filibuster), thus allowing a vote on
the clean Continuing Resolution (itself its own version of cowardly incompetence)
sent to the Senate by the House of Representatives.
The Republican
Party does not have sixty Senators.
Therefore, the
deadlock continues. A deadlock which is not
caused by the Republican Party. The
power-hungry jackasses of the Democratic Party could end the shutdown today.
What is a “filibuster,”
you might ask?
Taken from the
Spanish “filibusteros” or “freebooter,” it is a procedure which allows
unlimited debate on a bill before it can be voted on.
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Which is another way of saying "pirate." Well, isn't this appropriate since we're talking Congress? |
Originally, there
was no such procedure. A vote to end
debate on a bill was held and approved by a simple majority. After that, the bill was voted on to
determine whether it would pass.
However, in 1806,
Vice-President Aaron Burr thought that whole way of doing things was redundant
(I have to admit, he had a point). He
believed that unlimited debate should be allowed before a vote could be held.
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| Yep. That Aaron Burr. |
A Senator (or Senators)
could yak on and on and on, potentially never allowing a vote on a bill.
This continued until 1917, when Senate rules
were changed to require 2/3 of the body to vote for cloture.
So it stayed until
1975 when it was changed to 3/5. So,
since there are 100 Senators, that meant 60 would be required to stop the blather.
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| Hey! I did math! |
Interestingly, a fact I didn’t know until I researched this, Senators don’t even need to
talk. Using the concept of a “Silent
Filibuster,” they could just threaten to drone on to keep the Senate
stymied.
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Which is probably a good thing. I mean, who really wants to hear this imbecile shoot his mouth off for hours? |
Even more
interesting, the filibuster isn’t even a part of the Constitution. Meaning, no one is holding a gun to the head
of the Senator Majority Leader, John Thune.
That he has allowed this to go on for over a month is astonishing. He could just say, “Fuck it. You know what? You butthurt bastards have had your fun. We’re voting on this thing now.”
Skeptics point out
that, if he did that, what would stop the Democrats from doing the same thing
if they became the majority (which they very well could be after the mid-terms)? True.
However, if you don’t think those assholes won’t try to get rid of the
filibuster anyway, then I have a bridge to sell you.
Maybe set a limit on debate for a month? A compromise, perhaps?
At any rate, the
government is shut down now. Let’s
worry about January, 2027 in...January, 2027.
What was meant to
be a way for the minority to protect itself from the majority has evolved
into the minority using the filibuster as a weapon.
Seriously, enough
is enough.