Socialism

Uh oh

     If this looks vaguely familiar to those who've been with me for a while, it should.  The basic gist of this post was...uh...posted (my 'synonym' bank account is low) last year at Penwasser Place.  While I usually dislike posting reposts, 

I felt it was important to return to the well.  And, bonus for those who just joined?  This is new material.

    Socialism, especially with the younger people, seems to be increasingly in vogue lately.  When I first expressed my opinions, it was viewed as superior to capitalism (i.e., the popularity of Zohran Mamdani).  Capitalism isn't perfect, but it beats the snot of any alternative.

    Socialism still is viewed favorably by stupid people.  

"See this 'Z'?  Gonna cost ya."

    Now, with the successful nomination of Abdul el-Sayed for Michigan senator and that lunatic, Angie Nixon, for Florida senator,

"And here you thought Minnesota had all the crazy people.  Tampon?"

Socialism is becoming all the rage.  Sure, it appears that this is limited largely to the Democrats since Republicans are generally immune to batshit craziness,

Not completely, though

but it will be a factor in the Mid-Terms this November.

    How much of this is related to "Orange Man Bad"?  Unsure, but Cheeto doesn't do himself any good every time he opens his mouth.

    They cloak themselves in the mantle of "Democratic Socialist," so as not to appear too extreme.  But, have a look at the DSA platform.  You'll see that these moonbats will be the death of our country if given the keys to the government.  Tragically, impressionable young skulls full of mush are prone to being seduced by the dark side.

"I find your use of the term 'dark side' most disturbing.  You'll be hearing from my attorneys."

    Anyway, since I didn't want to go off half-cocked (that sounds dirty), I looked up the definition of "Socialism" in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary.  Then, just for fun, I looked up "communism."

    Socialism:

1.  Any of various egalitarian economic and political theories or movements advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production or goods.

2.  A system of society or group living in which there is no private property.

3.  A system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state.

  Communism:

1.  A system in which goods are owned in common and are available to all as needed.

2.  A theory advocating elimination of private property.

  To me, the two look very similar.  In fact, our good friends at Merriam-Webster state that "communism" is an advanced form of "socialism."

   As a theory, socialism is an outstanding way to go.  In fact, it would be utopia.  As children growing up, we lived in a socialist unit.  Everyone sharing with each other all that they had and taking care of the very least of us.

    Can't won't argue the basic fairness of that.

    The only problem is that socialism is not restricted to a laboratory.  Its utopian ideals will be soured by human beings.  Some, certainly not most, human beings are notoriously self-serving.  They will reason that working for others is for suckers.  Why put forth the effort if they're just going to have their every need met?

"Those who will not work shall not eat."
"Up yours!"
""Well, that seems rude."

    Then, the more hard-working people see lazy slack-asses getting something for nothing, the more they will wonder: why in the world should I keep on working? 

    After all, Uncle Sugar will provide them what they "deserve."

    There's a saying which is several decades old, but it's just as relevant today.  According to Margaret Thatcher, "The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."

"I also said dental care is overrated.  I said what I said."

    Are there people who need a hand-up?  Unquestionably.  Are they also others who will just sit on their asses, waiting for the next government check?  Absolutely.

    These are the people who laud the Democratic Socialists of America as the saviors of America.

Related:  If you're interested in the above, you may want to (if you haven't already) read my post on the Red-Green Alliance.  

More Perspective

 

"Dear USS Abraham Lincoln, While my heart bleeds for you, keep in mind that we would go to sea for years, our ships were made of wood, we had weevils in our hardtack, and any crewmember who complained about it to his mother was flogged."

"Try being chained to an oar for years."
"You tell them, 41!  Did I hear right?  They had WEEVILS in their hardtack?"
"Right?  I'm digging me some good ole weevil protein right about now."
"HEY, 42 AND 41!  HOW' BOUT YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALREADY!!??"

"At least all those A-Holes had boats."

Perspective

Dateline:  December 8, 1941, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean...

"Men, you've got to hear something I pulled off the Internet...'Dear Mom, The Japanese are so mean.  They went and ruined the beach trip I had planned with the fellas to Waikiki yesterday.  President Roosevelt is to blame.  Inform CNN when they're invented.'  Funny, yes?"
"Just points out how soft the Americans are."
"Ah, so."
"But, Honorable Sergeant?"
"Speak."
"What is 'Internet'?"

Red-Green Alliance

 

    So, the Democratic Socialists of America are gaining in popularity in certain sections of the country.  And, by certain sections, I mean the Northeast, Midwest, and West Coast.

    Yikes.

    Rather than a dissertation and/or debate on why I think Socialism is a fantastic idea in theory but hopeless in practice (I covered that in an earlier post), I’m choosing to go off in a different direction today.

    Coupled with the ascendancy of Socialism/Marxism/Communism is the growing influence of Islam in the United States.  Not merely Islam, you understand, but Radical Islamism.

"SHE DOESN'T HAVE HER ANKLES COVERED!"

    I’m not one to castigate an entire religion.  Most practicing Muslims are great human beings who would be welcome in my home.  Other Muslims are Muslim by birth.  They don’t really practice their faith; they were just born into a Muslim home.

   Much like the fact that I’m a Catholic.  I was born into a Catholic home, was an altar boy for four years, and know the difference between a mortal and venial sin.

    But, with the exception of the odd funeral here and there, I haven’t been in a Catholic church since I staggered into Midnight Mass with a collection of Miller pony bottles stashed in my coat.

"And don't you be thinking it wasn't noticed,
cheeky, drunk boyo."

    Meaning, a long time.

    I’m talking about intolerant Muslims who wish to hold those they consider “infidel” to convert, be taxed for their “infidelism” (not a real word), or die.  They wish to cover our women in head-to-toe shrouds and demand we live by a medieval sharia code.

    Yes, I said "medieval."  While Christianity has evolved beyond the barbarity of its barbarism, Islam remains firmly stuck in the Middle Ages.

"Okay, this was probably bad."

    That some Americans have no problem with this is astonishing.

    How do the Socialists fit into this, you might ask?

    Well, in a “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” kind of way,

Stalin:  "Just you wait."
Roosevelt:  "Look.  Squirrel!"
Churchill:  "Oh, this isn't going to turn out well."

"Squirrel?  Where?"

they in many cases, seek common cause with Islamists.  In their version of paradise, the Reds (Socialists/Marxists/Communists) and the Greens (Islamists) have formed an alliance.  To them, Western ideals and culture must be replaced to force utopia.

    NOTE:  In my research, Environmentalists are sometimes identified as “Greens.”

Not to be confused with...

 

    There is precedence for this.

    In 1920, shortly after they took power in Russia, the Bolsheviks sought to export their ideals throughout the world.  One such landing spot was in Gilan (northern Iran) under the auspices of the Persian Socialist Republic.  Even though it proved to be short-lived, its Marxist ideals proved to be persistent for decades.

    More troubling events happened in greater Iran in the 1970s.  Shah Pahlavi, no Boy Scout, was loathed by many in his country.  The Iranian Socialists sought common cause with the religious zealots headed by the Ayatollah Khomeini.

"Hey, aren't you dead?"
"Aren't you?"
"Touche."

    Well, some of us lived through those times, some have read history, and some have made Tik Tok dancing videos, but the shah was overthrown by the Islamic Revolution of 1979.

    Instead of, as you would think, back slaps and high fives all around, the Islamists quickly turned on their allies.  Having seen the end of their usefulness, the Islamists arrested hundreds of Persian Socialists and executed some.

    It was a classic example of the “Scorpion and Frog” fable.

This is long enough. 
Feel free to Google.

    My point, you may ask (if you’re still here)?  Are the Islamists making common cause with the Democratic Socialists today?

It's not like it hasn't happened already.
Most troubling, Bernie-boy is Jewish.

"Meh, don't worry about it. 
He crossed his heart and swore on a pile of something called
Taqiyya magazines that he wouldn't be a problem."

    Then, if they achieve primacy in our society, will the Islamists realize their allies have exhausted their usefulness and, like a green scorpion, sting the red frogs?    

    I fear that, disgusted by juvenile orange antics in the White House, we will let them.

"Trust me.  Some of my best friends are infid...Christians."

    I desperately hope that I’m wrong, but the “Red-Green Alliance” is a thing.

    So is Taqiyya.

    While you’re there, go ahead and Google that.

    I’ve tortured you long enough.

Progress?

I thought we had finally gotten beyond all this.     

"I therefore proclaim that Franklin be seated apart from the rest of us."

Then Star Trek: Strange New Worlds goes ahead and beams a boarding party aboard a crippled starship with the black girl set off to one side.

Tough to argue.

Full Disclosure:  I don't really think so, but it's a wiseguy observation, the type of which I enjoy making. 

I Can't Help Myself

     While I'm not exactly anti-Trump, there have been more than once when I looked at some of his antics and remarked, "Geez-a-Lou, that fucking guy."

    So it was when he tried to force himself into the Spanish football team's celebration after the World Cup final.

   

The memes, of course, were predictable.

Third Time's The Charm?