We can dream, can't we?
"My gardener Emilio? Tremendous. Best landscaper in Florida. Nice fellow with a nice family. But, his father-in-law? Nasty person, nasty. Voted for Sleepy Joe. Emilio asked me 'Sir, how do you want your grass mowed? Right to Left or Left to Right?' I told him, 'Emilio, the only way to cut any lawn is to the Right.' I said that and he said, 'Sir, how can you possibly be so wise?' I told him that I had superior cognitive abilities unlike those in the fake media and, by the way, you have a nice ass. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to run for President of the Mar-a-Lago HOA. Where I'll be the finest HOA president in the history of HOA presidents. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
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