What An Odd Thing To Say

     Unless you've been living under a rock, you know that Donald Trump met with Vladimir Putin in Alaska this past week.  The entire point of the visit was to discuss a cessation of the carnage taking place in Ukraine (or is that THE Ukraine?).

Similarly, is it "THE Batman"?  Or just plain "Batman?" 
 

    Odd that the little midget dictator, Zelensky, wasn't in attendance.  Seemed strange to me.  But, whatever.

"Hey, money laundering machine still on 'Spin' cycle. 
You see my dilemma."

   At his press conference following the meeting, Trump stated that Putin told him the war would never have happened if Biden was not president when it was Russia that invaded Ukraine.

"But, hey, I say stupid things a lot of times.  It's part of my charm."

    If Putin did, indeed, say this, what an odd thing to say.  Mind you, I am no fan of Ukraine (or Russia, for that matter), but Vlad came off as a victim.  He's blaming Biden for starting the entire thing in the first place? 

"Demented muppet, he for making me for blowing joint up! My hands, they were tied!"

    Sure, the Delaware Pine Cone was no bargain (especially around stairs), but he didn't make Russia act the thuggish aggressor.

"But, I love Russian Dressing."

"I love Russian Undressing."

    Now, let's give Putin the benefit of the doubt.  Maybe he meant that, if Trump were president, then Russia would not have acted badly in the first place.  In other words, "Yeah, I would have unleashed death and destruction of millions, but Orangeman was in charge."

    But, if that were the case and he did say that, I must repeat...

    What an odd thing to say.