More Perspective

 

"Dear USS Abraham Lincoln, While my heart bleeds for you, keep in mind that we would go to sea for years, our ships were made of wood, we had weevils in our hardtack, and any crewmember who complained about it to his mother was flogged."

"Try being chained to an oar for years."
"You tell them, 41!  Did I hear right?  They had WEEVILS in their hardtack?"
"Right?  I'm digging me some good ole weevil protein right about now."
"HEY, 42 AND 41!  HOW' BOUT YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALREADY!!??"

"At least all those A-Holes had boats."